The H Files

Joke of the week!

(Chocolate flavoured as promised)

Mother:  Bob, there were two chocolate cakes in the fridge least night. Why is there only one?

Bob: It must have been so dark I couldn't see the other one! 

 

EXTRA JOKE!

Once upon a time there was a prince who was cast under a spell by an evil Witch. The curse was that he could speak only one word each year. However,he could save up words so that if he didn't speak one year he could speak two the next. One day he met a beautiful princess that he fell madly in love with. So he waited 2 years so that he could say "My Darling".But then he decided he wanted to say "I love you" as well. so he waited 5 years then he decided he wanted to say "Will you marry me?" too. So after nine years of waiting he finally said to the princess "My darling, I love you, will you marry me?". The princess rolled back her beautiful, golden hair and said...

"Pardon?"

Name that character!

(New!)

I go to Hogwarts.

My parents are muggles.

I am in Gryffindor house.

 Say in the comments who you think this is.

More jokes next time!